It seems the evidence of Tarzan's sexual flagrancy just continues to mount. As three quarters of my reading audience is aware, several of my family members recently vacationed in Italy. Whilst on the journey home, my father noticed a particularly telling item in the in-flight magazine....

There you have it. No less auspicious a source than the KLM In-Flight Magazine has revealed that the word "Tarzan" translates from Hebrew as "dandy, fop, or coxcomb".
Is there any possible way we could make this case any stronger?
Copyright 2006 Jessica Menn